Words That Don't Belong Together

War-Crime Theater Guild

Prison Courtesy Shuttle

Factory Outlet Breakfast Buffet

Hate-Crime Theme Park

Dishwasher-Safe Parakeets

Refurbished Dental Appliance

Euthanasia Fan-Fiction

Estate-Sale Ground Beef

Glutton-Free Ammunition

Pediatric Taxidermy

Gary Busey Childcare Services

Operating Theater Seat-Filler

Porta-Potty Instagram

Hepatitis C “The Musical”

Reality Television

Preschool Fight Club

Insightful Facebook Quiz

Sex Offender Scavenger Hunt

Aquaphobia Benefit Car Wash

Organic Hoof Butter

Illustrated Lab Results

Urinal Cake Pie Chart 

Truck Stop Pedicure

Misplaced Skin-Graft

Cuticle Infidelity

Tertiary Courtesy Flush